Tag: humor
member name: Dan Walter
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September 21, 2007 03:01 PM EDT --
"Oh Lord, I want a red head, but not one that's too red.
She should be more blondish than red but not too blond .. I don't want a dumb woman. And Good Lord don't give me one . . . more
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September 22, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
The scientific world is all abuzz with the latest discovery of yet more findings concerning the skeletal remains of what they've termed a "Hobbit".
It seems there's something about . . . more
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January 09, 2008 12:38 PM EST --
Captured on a Nikon D40 Digital Camera this rare human specie was found grazing on a plate of spaghetti and meatballs only moments before we were able to get a clean shot of him. With . . . more
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July 03, 2008 10:20 PM EDT --
"I'm voting for Obama because he's the type of guy that would give you ..."
http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/458/obama-cartoons/
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September 22, 2007 10:45 AM EDT --
I'm trying to work at my computer. I can hear my little brother Tim in the other room making weird, "Klingon" sounds as he mimics the asinine show he's enthralled in. He's gurgling, . . . more
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September 28, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
I've been asked numerous times, "What's a Widget?"
The best way to answer this question is to show you some of my favorite Widgets. More will be shown on additional posts because I love . . . more
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January 10, 2008 11:27 AM EST --
By popular demand I will now recount the rest of our experience with the rare human specie we discovered:
Initially when we stumbled upon this rare human specie he jumped up and snarled and hissed . . . more
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November 17, 2006 09:47 PM EST --
My brother Tim is a very special person. He's small, maybe 90 pounds on a full belly. And he stands a little taller then a mail box. But he's special to me because, in addition to being my . . . more
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January 02, 2008 09:29 AM EST --
Why do so many "war protestors" look as though they just climbed out from under a rock? I'm sitting here watching Kathy Kelly, Co-Coordinator of Voices for Creative Non-Violence , on . . . more
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January 05, 2008 03:04 PM EST --
On Gotheim Hill there is a towering utility pole. One day a homeless man scaled the pole's height in search of God.
"Hey you, just what in the hell do you think you're doing up there . . . more
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October 01, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
"I yield to the Gentleman from Iowa"
"The Gentleman from Kentucky yields to the Gentleman from Iowa."
"Mr. Chairman, I'd like to yield the balance of my time to the Gentleman . . . more
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April 29, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Washington Bureau:
12:31 Tuesday, April 28, 2008
Lunch scheduled with the Minister of Receiving Stupid Americans.
"So, he he, I understand you are into nuts?" Yovuaciuae Uadlwag Aelaut . . . more
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February 17, 2007 09:23 PM EST --
I get email from a friend:
New Gas Plan ....President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That . . . more
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October 22, 2007 12:05 AM EDT --
Senator John McCain on Senator Clinton's misplaced spending agenda at the Republican Party Debate:
"In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend one million dollars . . . more
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April 29, 2008 01:39 PM EDT --
E ver since Hillary's sniper "encounter" Vice President Dick Cheney has been tormented with sleeplessness. Having gunned down his own lawyer he feels as though he as let the American . . . more
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April 29, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
Obama's new book, due out in June or May, I think:
"How Sanford Killed My Dream: The Wright Factor"
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November 29, 2006 08:58 PM EST --
Just for fun, write a gag for this cartoon. The best gags will be published on my blog at http://1800realitycheck.blogspot.com
Thanks for your gags!
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September 25, 2007 02:32 PM EDT --
I remember watching the awesome Muhammad Ali in the ring and the way in which he "turned the other cheek." An image that has stayed with me ever since.
Jesus, The Christ, taught us to "turn . . . more
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September 28, 2007 04:38 PM EDT --
"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."
~ Willis Player
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September 28, 2007 06:25 PM EDT --
Recently my little bro, Tim, and I were on one of our walks down at the park when we came across a young lady who recognized us as being customers of the restaurant where she works as a waitress. She was . . . more
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